Terraria Vs Minecraft Rap Battle Lyrics – Jt Machinima

[Terraria Player:]
I’m a veteran survivor, never getting tired,
Living off the land much better than a miner
I’ve fought more mobs than you’ll see in your life
And my only mission isn’t getting every diamond
If you wanna join me, I’ll leave the light on
It’s Minecraft that you oughta say goodbye to
Cuz if I had a level it would be a high one
Your bow and arrow won’t hold up to my guns

[Minecraft Player:]
It’s time Microsoft took it up a notch
Your guns can never blast past the fortress I’ve got
Fightin’ clowns and eyeballs and you’d be braggin’
While I’ve got enchanted armor slaying the ender dragon
Cryin’ so much, you keep your items when you die
I think Terraria’s Minecraft’s CDI
Grab my diamond pickaxe just to break the tension
Then bust this survivor into the third dimension

[Both:]
This ain’t no game, my life’s insane
I’ve fought through mobs and awful weather
We just survive, all day and night
But tell me who can do it better?

[Terraria Player:]
Stop the beat! Your house is burnin’!
You just got griefed, was it worth the work, and
They took your stuff to make it even worse
Try Creative Mode if you got your feelings hurt
I’m a demon hunter, an adventurer
So my inventory isn’t full of dirt
I got a jetpack on, so who needs armor?
You’re an FPF – First Person Farmer

[Minecraft Player:]
Oh, I’m gettin’ griefed? Yeah, that sure blows
But at least MC has a beast online mode
Don’t need a story to put this man to shame
I mean, only old creepers be playin’ your game
Ya, In my world, I am a god
While in your game you can’t even mod
Last time you went outside? I’m thinkin, never
Wither you down, send you to the nether

[Both:]
This ain’t no game, my life’s insane
I’ve fought through mobs and awful weather
We just survive, all day and night
But tell me who can do it better?

[Terraria Player:]
Keep your three dimensions, I only need two to be awesome

[Minecraft Player:]
Please, your game style’s been irrelevent since ’96

[Terraria Player:]
Take a seat dude, oh you don’t have furniture

[Minecraft Player:]
Even Roblox is better than you

[Terraria Player:]
Well at least I didn’t sell out to Microsoft

[Minecraft Player:]
Well at least Microsoft was interested in me

[Terraria Player:]
Oh yeah, well

[Both in unison:]
MINECRAFT/TERRARIA IS THE GREATEST SURVIVAL GAME EVER!

[Terraria Player:]
Step back or I’ll steamroll ya
Don’t mess with this side scrolla
Multiplayer’s overrated
When all your servers do is cause a hold up
Don’t got no friends with me
My friends are NPC’s
I can’t wait for Minecraft to drop dead
After all, you and your friends are blockheads

[Minecraft Player:]
A block joke, huh? That’s never been said
That’s as original as your game concept
Step up to the mic, I become aggressive
I’ve never seen a rip-off so unimpressive
You know that you’ll never test me again
This is like a wooden plank against obsidian
The sun has set so I guess I’ll retire
Since I’m done roasting this pig over my fire

[Both:]
This ain’t no game, my life’s insane
I’ve fought through mobs and awful weather
We just survive, all day and night
But tell me who can do it better?